Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.
Just press play okay. I bet most of you are too young to remember this song
IT’S BEENS O LONG
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I KNOW SOME OF THE ENGLIS HT OHIS OH MY GOSH
REBLOGED AT THE SPEED OF FUCKIN LIGHT
I STILL KNOW THIS SONG
This fucking gif came across my dash while listening to this song and I…. I CAN’T.
tears in my eyes
MY EYES WIDENED AND OF COURSE I STILL HAVE THIS SONG MEMORIZED SO I STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS AT 3 IN THE MORNING
Reblog if you DON’T hate Steven Moffat. I don’t care if you like to critique his episodes or disagree with some of the things he does or like RTD better, but REBLOG IF YOU THINK THAT SENDING HIM HATE LIKE THAT IS DESPICABLE.
Guys, I need your help. My local mall has a shop that sells TARDIS shower curtains, and I really, really want to get one and decorate our bathroom accordingly - color scheme and all, as in the picture above.
BUT, my mom is refusing to let me do it (she claims that “that would not be an acceptable thing to do to a family bathroom”.)
I hope to prove to her that it is acceptable, and that it would be cool as heckie, but I need at least 100,000+ notes. It’s only she and I living in our house. To be completely fair, I make up half of the people who use the bathroom regularly. Whovians, Superwholockians… please help a fellow fangirl out?
You have Our support
LET’S GET THIS PERSON A HELLA RADICAL BATHROOM
the best youtube comment
get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done
other things that i could do instead of murder if crime was legal like in the purge
- trespass celebrity homes with some coffee or something and gifts for them
- run up on stage during a broadway show and just join in
-bootleg broadway shows
- rob a bank to be able to see those broadway shows
- steal a lot of macaroni and cheese from the grocery store
For my "Hannah is the bestest" buddy, sleepwellsammy.